Broadway is baffled this morning by the news of the defection of the entire cast of the new smash hit musical Rock Of Ages to the revival of Hair.
ROA co-star Mitch Jarvis said "Well we just missed Will and Nova too much" referring to former ROA cast members Will Swenson and Nova Bergeron now playing in the cast of Hair. "And besides, I get to wear a wig" said Wesley Taylor.
Producer Matt Weaver was stunned. "When they said they wanted to go to Will and Nova, I thought they said Villanova [University], to do a show there for the students or something.
Producers are still begging the cast to reconsider, but in the meantime they have been temporarily replaced by the recently out of work company of Spring Awakening The Musical.